Wicker Vacillations

I'm trying to decide- does the title of the post sound more like a line of furniture from Pier One Imports or a particularly nasty tropical disease? Anyhoo- according to MSNBC's First Read political blog, Roger Wicker, a "senator locked in a tough re-election race", hasn't yet decided if he'll be attending the Republican National Convention this summer.

We at Cottonmouth think you should go; Minneapolis really is lovely this time of year. One piece of advice for your trip, though- if you find yourself needing to cross the Mississippi River, you might want to take a canoe. After all your years of tirelessly neglecting our nation's infrastructure in the House of Representatives, the bridges just ain't what they used to be.