Friday, July 11, 2008

Roger Wicker's Constitutional Amendment Cosponsor Larry Craig honored by Minnesota baseball club

As reported by Cotton Mouth last week, Roger Wicker proposed a constitutional amendment to define marriage as being only between a man and a woman. Never mind this country is losing lives in a BS war, losing close to 100,000 jobs a month, watching gas prices climb towards $5.00 a gallon, all the while the economy is headed south of the Bush approval rating, but Roger Wicker thinks the most important issue facing Mississippians is the "threat" of gay marriage. Thank you Roger for the Marriage Protection Amendment, it will really help hard working Mississippians.

What is really humorous is who Wicker signed on as cosponsors for his Marriage Protection Amendment. We discussed this the other day here.

Larry Craig was busted in a Minnesota airport soliciting gay sex in the bathroom and plead guilty to the charges. He is a cosponsor along with the bill creator Roger Wicker. A Minnesota based minor league team, the St. Paul Saints, honored the Wicker associate with a bobblefoot night. Senator Larry Craig was busted sticking his foot under the stall of a fellow stall sitter and tapping his foot under the stall. This is some kind of gay sex on the go for those looking for a quick hookup signal that is well known apparently across the country.

Larry Craig Bobblefoot Night:

MAY 22--Capitalizing on Senator Larry Craig's restroom bust, a Minnesota minor league baseball team this Sunday is giving away a promotional item celebrating the Republican politician's arrest last year at the Minneapolis-St.Paul airport. Dubbed a "bobblefoot" (as opposed to a bobblehead doll), the polyresin giveaway depicts an occupied bathroom stall (the inhabitant's pants and shoes can be seen below the stall's panels). When the St. Paul Saints's "bobblefoot" is shaken, one of the spring-loaded feet taps. The keepsake, which will be handed out to the first 2500 fans attending the Saints's May 25 game against the Fort Worth Cats, can be seen below and on the following pages. According to an undercover cop's account, while in the airport bathroom, Craig "tapped his toes several times and moved his foot closer to my foot." The officer, Sgt. Dave Karsnia, was seated in an adjoining stall and believed Craig's footsie was a signal that the politician was seeking sex. Craig has denied this, blaming his wide stance for Karsnia's unfortunate misinterpretation.
As far as this Democrat cares, Larry Craig can get his jollies anyway he chooses but I do find it amusing that he would team up with Roger Wicker for the Marriage Protection Amendment.

5 comments:

  1. Maybe you would like him better if he introduced a resolution honoring himself like the former governor did with "Ronnie Musgrove Day."

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  2. Probably not his best, but I agree it too is humorous (though unlike the former example no laws were broken)

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  3. I like bobblefoot night better. Maybe for Wicker they can have a "rubber stamp night".

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  4. and for Musgrove, a culled cow hamburger night

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  5. This might not be on topic, but since you brought up the beef plant; how can Ronnie call himself a fiscal conservative? His record as Governor is everything but. It just seems Ronnie is not willing to share his fiscal record as Guv.

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