Tuesday, August 7, 2007

How I Would Vote In The Republican Primary

Governor: Frederick L. Jones (Because he hasn't attacked his opponent's family or attempted to kick thousands off of Medicaid)

Lt. Governor: People supporting Ross and Bryant have both accused me of being biased in favor of the other candidate. Sorry folks, I am biased but it is favor of Jamie Franks. Write in Jamie Franks.

Auditor: You've got 1 choice and his last name is Pickering.

Secretary of State: Write in Englebert Hosemann if only for the commercials.

Attorney General: Vote for the candidate with the best scowl: Al Hopkins.

State Treasurer: You've got 1 choice and he's the incumbent.

Commissioner of Agriculture and Commerce: Vote for the guy who switched parties last decade instead of this one. (Max Phillips)

Commissioner of Insurance: Ronnie English is not a serious candidate leaving you to vote for Mike Chaney and his rubber chicken.

(I've brought this up again for people who said they had trouble finding it)

2 comments:

  1. HAHA The rubber chicken.....It seems to me (if you did vote in the Republican primary) you should vote for whatever candidate would lose to a Democrat in the general election.

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  2. haha those commercials (re: "engelbert hosemann"). That and the charlie ross attack ads (charlie attacking phil) crack me up

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