Governor: Frederick L. Jones (Because he hasn't attacked his opponent's family or attempted to kick thousands off of Medicaid)
Lt. Governor: People supporting Ross and Bryant have both accused me of being biased in favor of the other candidate. Sorry folks, I am biased but it is favor of Jamie Franks. Write in Jamie Franks.
Auditor: You've got 1 choice and his last name is Pickering.
Secretary of State: Write in Englebert Hosemann if only for the commercials.
Attorney General: Vote for the candidate with the best scowl: Al Hopkins.
State Treasurer: You've got 1 choice and he's the incumbent.
Commissioner of Agriculture and Commerce: Vote for the guy who switched parties last decade instead of this one. (Max Phillips)
Commissioner of Insurance: Ronnie English is not a serious candidate leaving you to vote for Mike Chaney and his rubber chicken.
(I've brought this up again for people who said they had trouble finding it)
HAHA The rubber chicken.....It seems to me (if you did vote in the Republican primary) you should vote for whatever candidate would lose to a Democrat in the general election.
ReplyDeletehaha those commercials (re: "engelbert hosemann"). That and the charlie ross attack ads (charlie attacking phil) crack me up
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